"Yeah sounds really cute when your short on breath asking some dude in a motel to stop choking you"

http://captaincoolasfuck.com/post/93129050080/there-are-two-types-of-people-i-cant-stand-in

persona-nongrata:

There are two types of people I can’t stand in life: self-proclaimed liberals and self-proclaimed conservatives.

You’re both a bunch of shithead dorks who can’t stand alone in your opinions, so you have to adopt a ‘team’ to instill confidence in yourselves and your thoughts.

"Errrrrrr Obama…

Cheese master

Hey sweetheart where’d you get those eyes, think that I could have a pair?

Anonymous
Your tagged me is adorable, will you go out with me?

paulthelad:

yeah sure if you’re Brian Sella or Austen

Paul said I used to be like the girls from the Front Bottoms Songs but now I’m more like the dudes. What does it mean

pzychedelicious:

If you don’t know every single second of this song like the back of your hand then get out of my life